I love my wife. No buts, I really do. I find it funny that a woman can be so hungry, that they mention it to people nearby. The next question always is, Where do you want to go eat? The answer that comes back from most females (including my wife) are;

1. I Don’t Know,

I would love to start a restaurant chain called “I Don’t Know”. I’d make a million.

2. I don’t care,

I’d also like to start this chain as well, but this would be a drive thru.

3. What are *you* hungry for?

I guess at this point, I could put names in a hat, and draw one, or maybe go out onto the porch and pick up on of the leaflets under the dusty chair, and announce, “We will be going to :looks at brochure: the ‘Super Fast Taco, Burger and Sushi Bistro’ Hey, tonight it’s ‘People with Big Ears’ eat free!”

4. (Leave another one that you have said or heard)

So, what about you? Heard a good one? Said a good one? Let us know.

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